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Monday, April 30, 2007

You're only as old as you feel...

I went to David's Bridal yesterday with my friend Christin. She's getting married in September and I'm going to be one of her bridesmaids, so I needed to try on dresses in order to find my size. Since she had already picked out a style, it only took us a couple of minutes.

As we were on our way out, I spied a dress with what I thought was a ridiculous/cool-looking(I wasn't sure which - it could have gone either way) skirt, so naturally, I decided to try it on. One thing led to another, and before we knew it, we found ourselves orchestrating an impromptu photo shoot. Hilarity ensued. Well, Christin and I thought it was funny, anyway.

The first round of photos was, naturally, bridesmaid dresses. I decided that I actually liked the skirt. I did think it was funny, though, that the skirt could stand up on its own without anyone wearing it. Clothes aren't supposed to do that.

Next we tried on prom dresses. Yikes. Christin decided that I looked like ocean waves and she looked like a jellyfish. Side note: she is not hiking up her dress in the picture - that's how it was designed. At this point, a saleswoman asked us if we were trying dresses on for a Sweet Sixteen party - no joke. Christin told her we were and she asked which one of us was turning sixteen!
As we laughed about it once the woman was out of earshot, Christin commented on the fact that the woman thought we were sixteen, and here we were, almost thirty! As soon as she said that, I felt very immature. You see, I don't think of myself as being almost thirty. I'm in my twenties. People in their twenties can do things like this, and although it's silly and a little immature, it's okay. But somehow it changes if I think of myself as being almost thirty. Somehow it doesn't seem acceptable to do this sort of thing at thirty. Lucky for me, I don't really care.

So we proceeded to the final stage of the photo shoot: the quinceañera dresses. These were just plain scary. When I looked at the tags and saw that they were almost $200, I commented that anyone who tried to buy one of these dresses should be slapped in the face.

Friday, April 27, 2007

A Series of Tubes

This is Funny Stuff. I'm sure that most of you are familiar with Senator Ted Stevens, but if the phrase "the internet is a series of tubes" doesn't mean anything to you - check this out before you watch the video clip.

Monday, April 16, 2007

Mind-bottling

I watched Blades of Glory today. It was hysterical. My favorite line is when Jon Heder complains that everyone is laughing at him. Will Ferrell replies, "Everyone laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was going to go to the moon, but now he's up there laughing at them."

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Are you having a laugh?

I just found out that Ricky Gervais is going to be at Madison Square Garden on Saturday, May 19. But none of my friends out here are fans :( Anybody want to fly out to NY for the weekend and see the show with me?

Thursday, April 05, 2007

I always knew I was a nerd

I think I got my first clue when I was in 5th grade - I often went to the library and read during recess instead of playing outside...


Pure Nerd
91 % Nerd, 47% Geek, 13% Dork

For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.

The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.

Congratulations!


Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in any of the following:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Professional Wrestling

Love & Sexuality

America/Politics

Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

April Fool's Day

I totally forgot about April Fool's Day this year. I thought about it a couple of times in late March, but on April 1st, I totally forgot. Didn't play a single trick. So, since I don't have anything good to write about, or any good pictures to post, I thought I would just post this picture from April Fool's Day two years ago. It is still a classic.